bedquest:

dear fucking tumblr

this is a fucking bumblebee

this is a fucking bee

this is a fucking hornet

this is a fucking wasp

as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are

fuoco-go:

i swear i thought he was hiring lingo for sexual services for half a second right there this is better

Don’t tell me what to do, who do you think you are my mother?

tastefullyoffensive:

Owl see you guys later.

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farted:

omFG I named my printer Meatballs the other day and when I turned on my computer omfg

Meat balls ‘are’ ready .

unfreshing:

art

How young can you die from old age

commanderinqueef:

to make people feel comfortable during conversation just try and find their nipples through their shirt while they’re talking